Author Wendy Holden

Hello everyone, happy February. Am keeping warm by typing like the wind, drinking buckets of coffee and hoovering up the carbs in the shape of piles of toast.

It can be a depressing time of year, this long march between the last of the Christmas chocolates (even the liqueurs) and the Easter holidays and spring. But there is plenty to be pleased about even so. Outside my hut the snowdrops have their white heads cast demurely down and the earliest daffodils are sending green knife-blades up through the frozen soil. But the rabbits have already cut the first fritillaria off at the pass, their shoots are nibbled to nothing, so none of those again for another year.

As I write, it is a beautiful winter morning with sun glittering on the rhododendron leaves and a milky mist filling the valley below the frosted fields. The bright chill has an exhilarating glass-of-champagne quality, it tightens your nose, burns your fingers and settles coldly on your hair. The birds are singing bravely and rustling distractingly about in the dry leaves by my hut door. Every now and then I hear the thud of a squirrel above me, running along my hut roof. Read on…

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Radio Interviews

Hear me on BBC Radio Leeds One on One - me, my music and Rupert Murdoch's sword!

I also appeared on Radio 4's Women's HourSea Shanties, Social Climbing and Birth Control

Hear me talk to Radio Derby's Andy Potter – Wendy Holden, waterways and open gardens.

Recent cakes

Recent Cakes

Summer's a paradise if, like me, you love nothing better than sinking your teeth in inches of buttercream. All those fetes and garden parties! My first stop is always the cake stall. Find additions to my collection of confections in Recent Cakes.

Galleries

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What I'm Reading

Venice by Jan Morris

A travel classic which I'm reading to feed my Serenissima addiction. I'm currently obsessed with the idea of living in the celebrated lagooned city – call it Venice envy. Jan's majestic ramble through history, culture was also really useful on our holiday – she boils down the sights to about five essentials, which is why I went up two belltowers.

Heidi by Johanna Spyri

Heidi is an adorable moppet who is kind to old people and likes nothing better than romping around on the pastures marvelling at the sunsets and wild flowers. Her best friend is nice but dim goatherd Peter and she lives with the original grumpy grandfather in a mountain hut where she has a bed made of straw in an attic. I adored this book as a child (and still do) and am trying to get my own children interested; the idea of a child who sleeps in old sacks and gets excited about goats is proving a challenge, however…

See what I have been recently reading

Social Climbing

Read all about my hilarious career as a social climber, recently published in The Mail on Sunday's YOU magazine.

FIVE THINGS I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT

Can you guess what they are? Read the Express article I recently wrote on the subject.

Zeb Spaw Exhibition

To launch Gallery Girl, a comedy set amid the loot, lust and lunacy of the art world, my husband Jon and I made an entire exhibition of spoof contemporary art. Click on the link for an exclusive look at Zeb Spaw's exhibition catalogue. Enjoy – and be angry!

Once upon a life

Heading to France as a 17-year-old au pair was supposed to unlock a glamorous new world for the author Wendy Holden. But life on the Riviera

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